Eisenfunk - Pong

Darker side of the Moon

Burning Moon

I take off into the night 

Racing to howl at the moon

We've never met, but I want you 

I crave you with a hunger unknown to me

You're in the dirt 

You're in the trees 

You're in the very air that I breath;

I can taste you in the rain 

& smell you in the spring 

I can feel you in the water,

as it runs over me.

My heart pounds so furious beneath my chest

I know its more than just burning lust 

Incapable of speaking your name 

which through dreams I hope to gain 

I look to the skies & send my love 

to you & our Kingdom up above...

Cupid - Cupid Shuffle (Official Music Video)

Master Me

Take me Hold Me

Strip me

Bare my body

Bare my soul

Only you can make me whole

Inside you make me crumble

Ashes to Ashes

Dust to Dust

It’s no longer me but us

Make me bleed

Make me cry

Only you understand why

You kissed my lips

& they began to burn

Now it’s only your touch

that I’ll forever yearn.

Squirrely Wrath: For Mom

The Pussification of Earthlings.

"What are we going to do tonight Brain?" 

"The same thing we do every night Pinky, TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!"

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Okay seriously wtf is up with people these days? You snarl at someone & they act like you killed their damn dog. You tell someone they're an idiot & why in hopes that they change their way's & better themselves. What do you get in return thanks? Ha! No - you're just a Cold Hearted Ice Queen. Ya know, why everyone seems to think I'm so cruel & cold is beyond me. I told them what they did wrong so they could fix it "Even though there was really no hope of them doing so, this is a Darwinian society we live in after all" It's not like I told them the truth "Hey Jackass, there is no hope for you or your kind. Please immediately following necessary procedures to exterminate your self." That would have been mean & cold. Sigh.... 

Dear Earthlings: 

         

    It has come to my attention that you have elected those among you to lead your kind whether into war, peace, new lands, or new technological advances. Thus you can not truly be blamed for not being more advanced, by continually electing on of your own Darwinian minds to lead - you are only holding yourselves back. So with great apathy, I will soon take over & all of you will learn your proper place on this planet. Order will be restored & you will all rejoice as I remove all the unnecessary crap from this planet.... like tax inflation or any inflation. There will be weekly town meetings in which we don't discuss politics or who should be elected this year or what's wrong with the city b/c (I'll be running everything so everything will be taken care of) but instead - we shall have in place of city halls everywhere 20 foot Bon Fires. Naked Dancing, music of all types, drinking, sex, expressionism, & the ACTUAL freedom to do as one pleases. *You can't kill anyone - that's my job* Everything else is fair game. I understand your stupidity & overall poor judgement comes from centuries of being repressed by the "Man" & having been told NO you have become disheartened pussies. It's okay... I'm going to fix it. 

Sincerely Your Fearless Leader

-Books