Cupid - Cupid Shuffle (Official Music Video)

Master Me

Take me Hold Me

Strip me

Bare my body

Bare my soul

Only you can make me whole

Inside you make me crumble

Ashes to Ashes

Dust to Dust

It’s no longer me but us

Make me bleed

Make me cry

Only you understand why

You kissed my lips

& they began to burn

Now it’s only your touch

that I’ll forever yearn.

Squirrely Wrath: For Mom

The Pussification of Earthlings.

"What are we going to do tonight Brain?" 

"The same thing we do every night Pinky, TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!"

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Okay seriously wtf is up with people these days? You snarl at someone & they act like you killed their damn dog. You tell someone they're an idiot & why in hopes that they change their way's & better themselves. What do you get in return thanks? Ha! No - you're just a Cold Hearted Ice Queen. Ya know, why everyone seems to think I'm so cruel & cold is beyond me. I told them what they did wrong so they could fix it "Even though there was really no hope of them doing so, this is a Darwinian society we live in after all" It's not like I told them the truth "Hey Jackass, there is no hope for you or your kind. Please immediately following necessary procedures to exterminate your self." That would have been mean & cold. Sigh.... 

Dear Earthlings: 

         

    It has come to my attention that you have elected those among you to lead your kind whether into war, peace, new lands, or new technological advances. Thus you can not truly be blamed for not being more advanced, by continually electing on of your own Darwinian minds to lead - you are only holding yourselves back. So with great apathy, I will soon take over & all of you will learn your proper place on this planet. Order will be restored & you will all rejoice as I remove all the unnecessary crap from this planet.... like tax inflation or any inflation. There will be weekly town meetings in which we don't discuss politics or who should be elected this year or what's wrong with the city b/c (I'll be running everything so everything will be taken care of) but instead - we shall have in place of city halls everywhere 20 foot Bon Fires. Naked Dancing, music of all types, drinking, sex, expressionism, & the ACTUAL freedom to do as one pleases. *You can't kill anyone - that's my job* Everything else is fair game. I understand your stupidity & overall poor judgement comes from centuries of being repressed by the "Man" & having been told NO you have become disheartened pussies. It's okay... I'm going to fix it. 

Sincerely Your Fearless Leader

-Books

The Switch

The day that a 11pm bedtime sounds more appealing than a 3am bedtime. The day you stop sleeping in till noon & get up at 7am. The day you switch from energy drinks & soda in the morning to coffee. The day you switch from "Yeah, let's hit the bars!" too "Actually, I'm in the middle of this really good book"
When hearing the word "Bar" you no longer think Fun,Party,Friends, Alcohol-yum. Instead you switch to Ugh,loud,headache,annoying drunk people & eww my stomach just turned. The day when you stop whining about going to work b/c you have responsibilities, well...maybe you never stop whining about that work sucks, but you do it anyway b/c you have people you love & want to take care.  The day you stop asking for less hours at work & start asking for more.

The Switch... From Childhood to Adulthood... Ya know, I remember quite clearly stating once upon a time I was never going to grow up wtf...  Ahh yes....a blue eyed,pierced,tatted
*unbelievably hot* bedroom God with the most adorable & loveable little girl came into my life. <3