Eisenfunk - Pong

Darker side of the Moon

Burning Moon

I take off into the night 

Racing to howl at the moon

We've never met, but I want you 

I crave you with a hunger unknown to me

You're in the dirt 

You're in the trees 

You're in the very air that I breath;

I can taste you in the rain 

& smell you in the spring 

I can feel you in the water,

as it runs over me.

My heart pounds so furious beneath my chest

I know its more than just burning lust 

Incapable of speaking your name 

which through dreams I hope to gain 

I look to the skies & send my love 

to you & our Kingdom up above...

Cupid - Cupid Shuffle (Official Music Video)

Master Me

Take me Hold Me

Strip me

Bare my body

Bare my soul

Only you can make me whole

Inside you make me crumble

Ashes to Ashes

Dust to Dust

It’s no longer me but us

Make me bleed

Make me cry

Only you understand why

You kissed my lips

& they began to burn

Now it’s only your touch

that I’ll forever yearn.

Squirrely Wrath: For Mom

The Pussification of Earthlings.

"What are we going to do tonight Brain?" 

"The same thing we do every night Pinky, TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!"

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Okay seriously wtf is up with people these days? You snarl at someone & they act like you killed their damn dog. You tell someone they're an idiot & why in hopes that they change their way's & better themselves. What do you get in return thanks? Ha! No - you're just a Cold Hearted Ice Queen. Ya know, why everyone seems to think I'm so cruel & cold is beyond me. I told them what they did wrong so they could fix it "Even though there was really no hope of them doing so, this is a Darwinian society we live in after all" It's not like I told them the truth "Hey Jackass, there is no hope for you or your kind. Please immediately following necessary procedures to exterminate your self." That would have been mean & cold. Sigh.... 

Dear Earthlings: 

         

    It has come to my attention that you have elected those among you to lead your kind whether into war, peace, new lands, or new technological advances. Thus you can not truly be blamed for not being more advanced, by continually electing on of your own Darwinian minds to lead - you are only holding yourselves back. So with great apathy, I will soon take over & all of you will learn your proper place on this planet. Order will be restored & you will all rejoice as I remove all the unnecessary crap from this planet.... like tax inflation or any inflation. There will be weekly town meetings in which we don't discuss politics or who should be elected this year or what's wrong with the city b/c (I'll be running everything so everything will be taken care of) but instead - we shall have in place of city halls everywhere 20 foot Bon Fires. Naked Dancing, music of all types, drinking, sex, expressionism, & the ACTUAL freedom to do as one pleases. *You can't kill anyone - that's my job* Everything else is fair game. I understand your stupidity & overall poor judgement comes from centuries of being repressed by the "Man" & having been told NO you have become disheartened pussies. It's okay... I'm going to fix it. 

Sincerely Your Fearless Leader

-Books

The Switch

The day that a 11pm bedtime sounds more appealing than a 3am bedtime. The day you stop sleeping in till noon & get up at 7am. The day you switch from energy drinks & soda in the morning to coffee. The day you switch from "Yeah, let's hit the bars!" too "Actually, I'm in the middle of this really good book"
When hearing the word "Bar" you no longer think Fun,Party,Friends, Alcohol-yum. Instead you switch to Ugh,loud,headache,annoying drunk people & eww my stomach just turned. The day when you stop whining about going to work b/c you have responsibilities, well...maybe you never stop whining about that work sucks, but you do it anyway b/c you have people you love & want to take care.  The day you stop asking for less hours at work & start asking for more.

The Switch... From Childhood to Adulthood... Ya know, I remember quite clearly stating once upon a time I was never going to grow up wtf...  Ahh yes....a blue eyed,pierced,tatted
*unbelievably hot* bedroom God with the most adorable & loveable little girl came into my life. <3

W.B. Yeats. "Stolen Child"

Where dips the rocky highland
Of Sleuth Wood in the lake
There lies a leafy island
Where flapping herons wake
The drowsy water-rats
There we've hid our fairy vats
Full of berries
And of reddest stolen cherries.

Chorus:
Come away, oh human child
To the waters and the wild
With a fairy hand in hand
For the world's more full of weeping
Than you can understand.

Where the wave of moonlight glosses
The dim grey sands with light
By far off furthest Rosses
We foot it all the night
Weaving olden dances
Mingling hands and mingling glances
Till the moon has taken flight
To and fro we leap
And chase the frothy bubbles
While the world is full of troubles
And is anxious in its sleep.

Chorus

Where the wandering water gushes
From the hills above Glen-Car
In pools among the rushes
That scarce could bathe a star
We seek for slumbering trout
And whispering in their ears
Give them unquiet dreams
Leaning softly out
From ferns that drop their tears
Over the young streams.

Chorus

Away with us he's going
The solemn-eyed
He'll hear no more the lowing
Of the calves on the warm hillside
Or the kettle on the hob
Sing peace into his breast
Or see the brown mice bob
Round and round the oatmeal chest.

For he comes, the human child
To the waters and the wild
With a fairy hand in hand
For the world's more full of weeping
Than you can understand.

Only Me

Only someone like me can wake up in the middle of the night ( Not truly being awake ) & send a not so PG Rated e-mail to my fiance.... Realizing after its far to late that it was in fact to my complete horror sent to my mother instead. Shakes my head....well at least it wasn't in explicit detail. Sigh...

Bass Cover: Type O Negative - Love You To Death

Bass Cover: Type O Negative - Who Will Save the Sane

Bass Cover: Type O Negative - Wolfmoon

Today is NO day.

What is a NO day, you ask? Simply put its a day where every question brought to you is immediately answered with a quick & decisive NO. I.E. NO I will not babysit for you today, NO I don't feel like being dragged around town to do your errands, NO I'm not going to watch that horrible movie no matter how much you seem to love it b/c it still sucks! Why is today a NO day you ask? B/c today at precisely 1:00pm I will be at the dentist office getting a tooth pulled & then stitched up, therefore I get to be a whiny annoying selfish Books today. Yes I know I'm being the biggest baby about this as possible but if you knew my history with bad dentist experiences you'd fully understand. So just nod your head and lend out sympathies and chocolate.

P.S. Pages called me this morning, I think he knew I was going to try and skip out on the dentist. <3

Me in a nut shell...

Able Accepting Adventurous Aggressive Ambitious Annoying Arrogant Articulate Athletic Awkward Boastful Bold Bossy Brave Bright Busy Calm Careful Careless Caring Cautious Cheerful Clever Clumsy Compassionate Complex Conceited Confident Considerate Cooperative Courageous Creative Curious Dainty Daring Dark Defiant Demanding Determined Devout Disagreeable Disgruntled Dreamer Eager Efficient Embarrassed Energetic Excited Expert Fair Faithful Fancy Fighter Forgiving Free Friendly Frustrated Fun-loving

Funny Generous Gentle Giving Gorgeous Gracious Grouchy Happy Hard-working Helpful Honest Hopeful Humble Humorous Imaginative Impulsive Independent Intelligent Inventive Jealous Joyful Judgmental Keen Kind Knowledgeable Lazy Leader Light Light-Hearted Likeable Lively Lovable Loving Loyal Manipulative Materialistic Mature Melancholy Merry Messy Mischievous Naïve Neat Nervous Noisy Obnoxious Opinionated Organized Outgoing Passive Patient Perfectionist Personable Pleasant Pleasing Poor Popular Pretty Prim Proper Proud Questioning Quiet Radical Realistic Rebellious Reflective Relaxed Reliable Reserved Respectful

Responsible Reverent Rich Rigid Rude Sad Sarcastic Scary Self-confident Self-conscious Selfish Sensible Sensitive Serious Short Shy silly Simple Simple-minded Smart Stable Strong Stubborn

Studious Successful Tantalizing Tender Tense Thoughtful Thrilling Timid Tireless Tolerant Tough Tricky Trusting Understanding Unhappy Unique Unlucky Unselfish Vain Warm Wild Willing

Wise & Witty.  Any Questions?