The Pussification of Earthlings.

"What are we going to do tonight Brain?" 

"The same thing we do every night Pinky, TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!"

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Okay seriously wtf is up with people these days? You snarl at someone & they act like you killed their damn dog. You tell someone they're an idiot & why in hopes that they change their way's & better themselves. What do you get in return thanks? Ha! No - you're just a Cold Hearted Ice Queen. Ya know, why everyone seems to think I'm so cruel & cold is beyond me. I told them what they did wrong so they could fix it "Even though there was really no hope of them doing so, this is a Darwinian society we live in after all" It's not like I told them the truth "Hey Jackass, there is no hope for you or your kind. Please immediately following necessary procedures to exterminate your self." That would have been mean & cold. Sigh.... 

Dear Earthlings: 

         

    It has come to my attention that you have elected those among you to lead your kind whether into war, peace, new lands, or new technological advances. Thus you can not truly be blamed for not being more advanced, by continually electing on of your own Darwinian minds to lead - you are only holding yourselves back. So with great apathy, I will soon take over & all of you will learn your proper place on this planet. Order will be restored & you will all rejoice as I remove all the unnecessary crap from this planet.... like tax inflation or any inflation. There will be weekly town meetings in which we don't discuss politics or who should be elected this year or what's wrong with the city b/c (I'll be running everything so everything will be taken care of) but instead - we shall have in place of city halls everywhere 20 foot Bon Fires. Naked Dancing, music of all types, drinking, sex, expressionism, & the ACTUAL freedom to do as one pleases. *You can't kill anyone - that's my job* Everything else is fair game. I understand your stupidity & overall poor judgement comes from centuries of being repressed by the "Man" & having been told NO you have become disheartened pussies. It's okay... I'm going to fix it. 

Sincerely Your Fearless Leader

-Books